-warning: most of the stuff here is kinda personal,so yeah,im sry XD tho our perv team will understand ;D -

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Sander enters this board
Baloowe: Hey~
Sander: Hai O:
Sander: how old is joo Lustie D:<?
Baloowe: Im 63.
PH: *rofls*
Baloowe: <<
PH: true true
Sander: ... D:
Baloowe: I like little boys. C: -Pats Sandy's head-
PH: mwahaha
Baloowe: xD
Baloowe: I dont see why you're laughing. You're next Stephen.
Baloowe: xD
PH: looool wuuut

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draga hands fluffy a roll of sushi
PH: ohohoho
PH: X3
Paska-hime: are you 2 perhapts lovers? =3 oh may~
draga: nu D: were very good friends
PH: u mean me and sushi? yush!
draga: xD
draga: fluffy woves sushi
draga: isnt that right ?
PH is a sushi whore
PH: XD
Paska-hime: no kissing sushi D= thats to 18+
PH: fft
PH: im older then 18 O<
PH: tho 18 year sushi must be...eww...

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TheMaverick: you can go to dairy queen and get yourself a nice ICEy BLIZZARD
Turtles.: lol
TheMaverick: did you hear what I said?
Volkner: HELL YES
Turtles.: yeah
TheMaverick: an ICEy BLIZZARD
Volkner: MAYBE IT CAN DRAW FOR ME TOO
TheMaverick: make sure you eat it whole
IceBlizzard: .........imsry?
Turtles.: go get ICEy BLIZZARD man
Volkner: AFTER I EAT IT
Volkner: BRB
TheMaverick: and lick the edges off
Turtles.: they're tasty
Turtles.: lick it hard
TheMaverick: make it melt in your mouth
IceBlizzard: .....guys? XD
Turtles.: awww yaaaah
TheMaverick: [link]
TheMaverick: LOOK AT THAT CHOCOLATE BITS
TheMaverick: SO TASTY
TheMaverick: I CAME
Turtles.: thats what ICEy BLIZZARD looks like?
TheMaverick: yus

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PH: sandy u know "2012" movie?
Sander: nuuu O:
Sander: whut it bout?
PH: about the end of the world?
Sander: oh right the mayan predictions o:
PH: [link]
Baloowe: Looks like a great film <3
PH: i wanna watch *jumps around*
Baloowe: xD
Baloowe: Yea ;D
PH: in 2012 we will see it in rl tho o_<;
Baloowe: I hope not </3
Sander: O: THINK ABOUT THE SURFERS
PH: yeah i hope...a lil later. 6-7 years more i need.
Baloowe: xDD
Sander: they are gona have gigantic waves
Baloowe: They'll be like. "DEWD, surfs up."
Sander: whi u need 6 or 7 years more o
PH: loool
PH: um
Baloowe: And they'll have a whale of a time until they get whacked by a car o:
PH: cuz im gonna finish the uni and have extra 2 years to have fun
Sander: Oh and scientists will be all liek
Sander: Fascinating
Baloowe: <3
Sander: Intriquing
Sander: Oh my
Sander: Pfft PH just wanna lose his Virginity
PH: wuuut XD
Baloowe: Lolol <3
Sander: I know i want to u3u
Baloowe: Sounds like a good plan! -Shot-
PH: sandy
PH: "i want to?" XD
Baloowe: xD
PH: *rofls*
Sander: I have created the
Sander: VIRGINITY EXTRACTOR DEVICE
Baloowe: xDDDDD
Sander: IT DOES ABSOLUTELY
Sander: nothing
PH: LOL
Sander: its just a cool looking thingy
PH: i dont even wanna know XD
Sander: Oh o:
Sander: Im a doctor now o:
Sander: and
PH: hm?
Sander: Im gonna have to stich that big wound up between ur legs
Tremble enters this board
Sander: TREMBLE
Tremble: Hi?
PH: lol
Aimy: o_o
Sander: no no
Sander: u gotta Tremble D:
Tremble: maekme.
PH: XDDD

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Baloowe 's brain fires.
Baloowe: fries* OTL
PH: fires XD
Baloowe: Yea, its like buring o:
Baloowe: BURNNING
Baloowe: -FAcedesk-
PH: its like "youre fired!"
Baloowe: I cant type anymore TuT''
Baloowe: xDD
Archayon: welcome to my world?
Sander: -facecake-
PH: wb sandy
PH: LOOOOOL
Baloowe: Whew.
PH: arch XD
Sander: cillit bang
Sander: ty

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PH: lustie
Baloowe: Hm?
PH: and after that imma perv huh?
Archayon: lol
Baloowe: Yuhuh. ;D
Baloowe: Are you insinuating that I and my character are perverts? O:
Archayon: why yes
Archayon: o:
Archayon: <3
Baloowe: Its innocent I tell you! -Shot- <3
Archayon: about as innocent as the things found in my downloaded folder?
Baloowe: Oooh
Baloowe: Whats in your downloaded folder? ;D
Archayon: wouldnt you like 2 know <3
Baloowe: Totally o:
Baloowe: xD
PH: *rofls*

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Cenafy: you should expand your pedo exp
Cenafy: on the moon are hundreds of children
PH: and tons of cheese.
PH: nothx
Cenafy: well
ero-hime: cheese
Cenafy: you cant harras cheese
PH: cant i?
Cenafy: well
PH: it has...holes
PH: *fails*
Cenafy: depends on kind of cheese
PH: well
PH: that just means not every cheese is rapeable
*cen draws a cheese*
PH: that looks more like toaster
PH: do not try to rape toaster. never ever ever.
Cenafy: at least turn it off
PH: if it will be turned off it will be cold

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Zara: MY sister thinks your crying
Zara: xD
Zara: SHe just rape
Zara: xD
Zara: said*
Zara: xD
That Thing: she just wut?
Doom the Kid: lol
That Thing: wait,she just wut?
That Thing: XDDD
That Thing: TYPO OF THE YEAR
That Thing: rape instead of said
That Thing: is
Doom the Kid: lolol
That Thing: *waves*
Doom the Kid: ~( " )~
That Thing: im dying XDD

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PH: russia is teh ass of teh world X3
Omegavoids: it's in the head.
Omegavoids: unless you see the map backward
PH: lollol
Omegavoids: "oh dammit! so that's why the letters looked all weird"
PH: looool XD

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(dinner with komuis parents)
Lustie: Komui should say: "This is PH. He's a homicidal maniac who likes rape people as part of his career. YOU COULD BE NEXT <3"
Lustie: But nah. xD

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Shetani: ok and do you understand eng without subtitles?
Kedrigern: well i watched Futurama which is english without subtitles...

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Lustie: Yaoi sushi is made from homosexual fishes.

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Shypaw: konkey dong?
piggo: o.o
akanna: donkey kong
iDinosawr: it sounds retarted.
KayKay: fission mailed
KayKay: Muper Sario
zMeetchullz: Getal Mear
zMeetchullz: POKEMON
zMeetchullz: wait
zMeetchullz:

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Domo.: how do you become a mod?
Domo.:
Jennifer: You needa go to Hogwarts
Jennifer: C:

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Archayon: :3!!!11one!!11!!onehundredandeleven!!
AeroDracohem: o_o
PH: XD
Archayon: ^(. _ .)^
AeroDracohem:
AeroDracohem: <(^.^)^
PH: arch-kun is strange today X3
Archayon: i iz invaded by the pie-alien from neptun :3
AeroDracohem:
PH: doh
Archayon: they stoleded by brains
AeroDracohem:
PH: i wonder if you had them before
Archayon: and i had been collecting for so long ;^;
AeroDracohem: aw. D:
PH: socks?
Archayon: and brains
Archayon: cant get the socks 2 work without brains
PH: oh i c
AeroDracohem:
Archayon: Duh
Archayon: everyone knows that
PH: dun dun duuuuuun~
Archayon: e.e who's mother?
PH: XD
Archayon: :3
Archayon: i require braaainz.. any voluntaires?

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draga: h
draga: hi
PH: h
draga: my stupid i wont work well
PH: my stupid brain wont work well
draga: i got to slam it XD
Archayon: lol
PH: i got...
PH: ugh.
draga: lol
PH: to slam it %D
Archayon: XD
draga: X3

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Lustie: Sheridan: A Pet Soul? Whaaat theee foooorrrrrk is thaaaaaat.
draga.: LOL
draga.: Mini: iiiiiiiiits nooot a foooorrrrrrk itss aaaa sporrrk
Lustie: xDD spork isnt even a word
Peachy-Chan.: XDDD
Lustie: Sheridan: Foooooorrrrk youuuu.

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PH: i hate b-days =_=
Apfie: Awwh
Apfie: o:
Apfie: WHy? D:
PH: someone gets the presents and you peel potatoes =_='
PH: XDDD
Apfie: Rofl
Apfie: xD
Spire: XD

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PH: oh my god i hate everyone >_<
Archayon: goodie kill me with the evngence
Archayon: vengence
PH: owngence
Archayon: lol XD
PH: lolgence
Archayon: lawl
Archayon: xD
PH: lawlgence?
Archayon: PH >D
PH: whaaaat
PH: :>
PH: *innocent-gence*
Archayon: xD

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martinimarts: how do i become reg
wriggles: send a picture of yourself wearing a buffalo hat to the mods

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Mr.Nishi: PH, what do you stand for?
Sander: Physical Hotness
Mr.Nishi: Psychopathically Homocidal?

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Lustie: Hey PH~ Do you have a good reference for yourself? >:3
PH: that thing where i sit with idiotic face?
Lustie: D: ?!
Lustie: What idiotic face?
PH: with a grass in my mouth XD
Lustie: That was a sexy facial expresssion.
Lustie: What could be hotter than grass in your mouth.
Lustie: xD
PH: lol

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Iratulle: I WANNA PANCAKE.
Moh: Tssk Tssk xD
Pancakez. enters this board
PH: oh mai

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Valcorblood: *Raeps smexy guy*
Lustie: Oh my. Dont say rape. You'll set PH off.
Lustie: xD
Lustie: :3
PH: huuuuuh?
Valcorblood: Pfffffft.
Valcorblood: XD
Lustie: Nuzzing~ :3
PH: somebody just said rape?
Lustie: No.
Lustie: o:
PH: orly?
Valcorblood: nope. nuh uh.
Lustie: Nothing of the sort. They said Grape
PH: >_>'
Valcorblood: *nod nod*
Lustie: < <
Valcorblood: *nod nod*
thanepants: grapes are delicious
Lustie: Yea... They're a bit of a grape whore.
Valcorblood: omnommy.

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Lustie: Lmao
Lustie: Board rape
Lustie: xD
PH: rape?
draga: NONONO NOT THAT WORD
Powershock: wut?
Lustie: Grape.
Lustie: -Cough-
Shann: xD
PH: it was rape >_>'
Lustie: typo.
PH: i heard
Lustie: -Cough-

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draga: what does pedo mean?
draga: lemme guess
PH: draga you dont wanna know
draga: "PH: draga you dont wanna know"
draga: ROFL I GOT IT RIGHT
PH: XDDDDDD
draga: gimme a fiver
draga: XD

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Lustie is hot.
Lustie: Shot*
PH: lol
draga: ROFL
PH: HAWT!!!!
Nagato.: LOL
Lustie is double shot.
PH: yaaaaaaaaaaaay
PH: epic

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pRiNcEsAnAcOnDa enters this board
PH: oH My I hAtE iT wHeN pPl r tYpInG LiKe ThEy HaVe ePiLePsY
PH: LiKe OhMyGaWd sUmFiNg iS EaTiNg My InSiDeS

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totos: ph just takes many steroids and has many sex
Whitney-Chan: lol..
PH: D8
totos: dont lie ph
totos: or should i say
totos: MECHANICAL
totos: hes undercuva
PH: lmao
totos: this was all a hoax
totos: he's a liar
PH: gah~
totos: i first found out when he drew a picture
totos: "jinkies thats a good picture"
totos: and after then i knew
totos: fred: then why the fuck'nt you tell us ?
totos: cuz your all dumbasses !
totos: ph: and i wouldve gotten away with it if it werent for you meddling kids
PH: ahem~

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Lustie doesnt know what noises Sharks make so it'll growl for now.
frostedsnakes: i believe sharks go WAKKWAKKAWAKKA
frostedsnakes: wait
frostedsnakes: that's pacman
frostedsnakes: derrrr

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rekondo: nope, im alone in my room ^^
rekondo: WHOOPS
DeathBerry: lol
Archayon: lawl
rekondo: >_>
rekondo: <_<
PH: lol
Lustie: Lolwhut
PH: XD
rekondo: ^_^ '
Lustie doesnt want to know. D>
DeathBerry:
DeathBerry: :3
rekondo: t'was supposed to be a whisper
DeathBerry: xP
Lustie: Oh my~
Lustie: D:
DeathBerry: nothing dirteh!! lawls
PH: im alone in my room with my pink panties on. you?
PH: XDD
Lustie: XDDD
PH: sorry~
Archayon: lol
DeathBerry: well, the person who thinks that it's dirty IS dirty
DeathBerry: xD
rekondo: x3
Lustie: XDD
PH: yeah prolly XDDD
Lustie: So true

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Kai-: Blood tastes bad.
Kai-: tastes like iron or whatever.
PH: yesh
Kai-: Though, I wonder why I know what iron tastes like. >w>
PH: lol

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Taluna: BAW
Mystery42: bark
Taluna: MEOW D:
baste: rawr
PH: woof
Taluna: swiss cheese
PH: that was random

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Doom the Kid: norways immigration rules are strickt
Doom the Kid: olny sure way 2 come and live her is by marrige
Doom the Kid: only
Zara: ole
Shetani: ole
Doom the Kid: dont say it
Doom the Kid: DX
Zara: LOL
Zara: xD
Shetani: XDDDDD

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Mr.NiceGuy licks Lustie's face
Archayon: xD
Mr.NiceGuy: How long she been dead?
Archayon: a while
Mr.NiceGuy: Ah...
Mr.NiceGuy takes a maggot out of mouth and puts it back on Lustie

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Demyx.: And it's also never rape if you scream SURPRISE!

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-well yeah.
starring: IceBlizzard, PH, Shetani, That Thing - me
Zara, Lustie, Baloowe, Apfie - [link]
Archayon, Doom the Kid - [link]
Sander - [link]
Draga - [link]
Cenaf - [link]
and others-

love yall guys lmao